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Exiting my car at the local slop market i am raped. Car door ripping wind water park attraction down pour throws me to the grocery entrance, complimentary shower included. | |||
The power has been shot, the doors remain closed | |||
Why does this happen to me i need 3 fucking things. The breaker panel in the back probably self arcd — AGAIN. Management raped. Electrical code raped. | |||
God's dysgenic americans huddle in the foyer, downtrodden fat and pathetic. | |||
Meandering through the half lit store is oddly comforting — aside from the scared mothers chirping and rotund kakapo women murmuring by phonelight. Its not even that dark u dumb bitch get ur greenbeans and move on im on a mission! At least the aisles are empty. | |||
Theres something serene to it. If it werent for my wet dog appearance and soaked shirt id probably enjoy it. I resemble a hobo. Passing the tower of my little pony friendship is magic diapers (rainbow dash and all) i wonder if pampers get requests for adult sizes from the absolute freaks of this universe. | |||
Whatever... i need to get out of here. | |||
Post checkout these abberant freaks still gather by the door, the rain is acid. Raped by modernity. | |||
God can't keep me far enough away from these homunculi | |||
I drift home hitlerianly, milk in hand. | |||
Fuck this raped earth | |||
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Revision as of 06:48, 20 June 2025
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| Username: | machineheadslump |
| Nationality: | American |
| Role: | Normalfag |
| Occupation: | NEET |
| Years active: | 2025-Present |
The Autist doing most of the wiki legwork once carrot fired up the server. Often found posting gems and being racist.
Known Gems
Exiting my car at the local slop market i am raped. Car door ripping wind water park attraction down pour throws me to the grocery entrance, complimentary shower included. The power has been shot, the doors remain closed Why does this happen to me i need 3 fucking things. The breaker panel in the back probably self arcd — AGAIN. Management raped. Electrical code raped. God's dysgenic americans huddle in the foyer, downtrodden fat and pathetic. Meandering through the half lit store is oddly comforting — aside from the scared mothers chirping and rotund kakapo women murmuring by phonelight. Its not even that dark u dumb bitch get ur greenbeans and move on im on a mission! At least the aisles are empty. Theres something serene to it. If it werent for my wet dog appearance and soaked shirt id probably enjoy it. I resemble a hobo. Passing the tower of my little pony friendship is magic diapers (rainbow dash and all) i wonder if pampers get requests for adult sizes from the absolute freaks of this universe. Whatever... i need to get out of here. Post checkout these abberant freaks still gather by the door, the rain is acid. Raped by modernity. God can't keep me far enough away from these homunculi I drift home hitlerianly, milk in hand. Fuck this raped earth
Typical behavior
Often seen sperging out about engineering, anime, media or whatever his current fancy. A powerful force to be reckoned with. Noted for an authoritative tone and breadth of knowledge. So wide he will often forget what he has tismed about being a minor drunk.
An obscure albeit prolific shitposter, Slump has gathered the attention of many far-right gem accounts. Embedded within the BAP, Pon and Bathcat spheres, he flourishes.